5 THINGS I LOVED DOING IN 2009.
5. Completing my commando course and coming out of “HELL”(refer to my previous blog – The Commando chronicles) to see the light of civilization again.
4. Cheering for Barcelona and spraying Man U fans with beer during UEFA Champions League finals.
3. Getting sloshed and waking up the next day with faint memories of the previous night.
2. Watching ‘How I met your Mother’ over and over again till my laptop crashed.
1. Hear Katherine Heigl say ‘COCK’ in The Ugly Truth.
5 THINGS I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO DO IN 2009.
5. Have a truce with my cousin sisters.
4. Getting front row seats in a strip club.
3. That would mean going to Vegas!
2. Making out with Sarah Palin & Carla Bruni………..at the same time!! *sigh*
1. Residing close to TOTO’s (my fav watering hole in recent times).
5 PEOPLE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO KILL IN 2009.
5. Parul Kapoor – my friends ex who dumped him unceremoniously.
(@Karan…..take solace from the fact that she’s #5. If you still didn’t have that soft spot for her buddy she cud’ve moved up a couple of notches.)
4. Hugh Hefner - For sleeping with every hot busty babe in sight. Yeah….yeah I’m a sore loser!!
3. Mohammed Ajmal Amir Kasab – Need I say more??
2. Impotent politicians who refused to give the Army the green signal post 26/11.
1. ALL UK BASED INDIAN MALE PARAMEDICS! Grrrrrrrr………!
P.S Keeping in view how grouchy I’ve been turning since the past few days….this list is expected to grow longer!!!
8 comments:
hmmm...well....m still waiting...for u to complete ur list ;)
hey i love how i met your mother as well.. i have like seen it 1000000th time now :D
dude... its the year we all became bros from being frnds.... its also the year of liberation(for all 3 of us).... besides it was this year that we accepted Barney Stinson as our God n our religion...
and besides... dont forget dat howsoever the year has been for us, we're gonna end it in the most awsome way possible...
and its high time, lets talk some sense now... reveal soon!!!
when u set out to kill number 2, 3,4,5..count me in. I dont particularly have any prob with parul :)
oh..i commented as anonymous..sorry..
thats me!!
@Aditi : Dont worry I'm not gonna put your name.....YET!! ROFL!!
@Pooja : The series is legend...wait for it....dary....yeah...LEGENDARY!!
@Karan : I know dude u've started swingin' the other way...but I'm not gonna "reveal" anything to you!!
@Prachi : If you wanna join me in killin 2,3,4,5 you have to be there for Parul....Deal??...by the way I'm confused if I should be using machine guns,bombs,missiles,cyanide capsules or will just a plain kitchen knife do?
See one benefit of you being in the army is we have an easy access to all this..you even know how to use most of this stuff..I only know how to use a kitchen knife!!!
haha this post was fun
cheers
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