Now that 2009 is towards its fag end I’ve been remenescing about the year gone by. Some facts the ‘Viper’ feels should be known to his friends,followers,well wishers and probable gf’s! *wink*
5 THINGS I LOVED DOING IN 2009.
5. Completing my commando course and coming out of “HELL”(refer to my previous blog – The Commando chronicles) to see the light of civilization again.
4. Cheering for Barcelona and spraying Man U fans with beer during UEFA Champions League finals.
3. Getting sloshed and waking up the next day with faint memories of the previous night.
2. Watching ‘How I met your Mother’ over and over again till my laptop crashed.
1. Hear Katherine Heigl say ‘COCK’ in The Ugly Truth.
5 THINGS I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO DO IN 2009.
5. Have a truce with my cousin sisters.
4. Getting front row seats in a strip club.
3. That would mean going to Vegas!
2. Making out with Sarah Palin & Carla Bruni………..at the same time!! *sigh*
1. Residing close to TOTO’s (my fav watering hole in recent times).
5 PEOPLE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO KILL IN 2009.
5. Parul Kapoor – my friends ex who dumped him unceremoniously.
(@Karan…..take solace from the fact that she’s #5. If you still didn’t have that soft spot for her buddy she cud’ve moved up a couple of notches.)
4. Hugh Hefner - For sleeping with every hot busty babe in sight. Yeah….yeah I’m a sore loser!!
3. Mohammed Ajmal Amir Kasab – Need I say more??
2. Impotent politicians who refused to give the Army the green signal post 26/11.
1. ALL UK BASED INDIAN MALE PARAMEDICS! Grrrrrrrr………!
P.S Keeping in view how grouchy I’ve been turning since the past few days….this list is expected to grow longer!!!